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misslizettte: tracied133: castielofasgard: Made my life The car horn and nipple one got me.
Put "senpai" in my ask if I'm your senpai
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: When it comes to going out... →
daughterofbeelzebub: When it comes to going out and hanging out with other human beings or deciding to stay at home, 9.9 times out of 10, staying home wins out. It’s way easier deciding to stay home and watch anime or play games in pajamas than it is to pick out an outfit, style my hair, apply make up, and drive out…
sassyasscas: wwincest: lucifer and michael are still in the pit they didnt fall oh Lucifer was already a fallen angel but Michael… oooooo… this next season would be amazing having Michael back. If the Angels falling thing applies to him, he is more than likely dead already. But Lucifer wouldn’t let him go that easily
yunuen: yunuen: yunuen: yunuen: yunuen: TEHRES A CAT IN MY G¡FLAT I LIVE IN AN ATTIC HE STOLE A BOX OF KLEENEX AND RAN now he’s just sitting there taunting me im trying to get my kleenex back but hes trying to get in omfg captain’s log: i have managed to outsmart the hostile creature the stolen goods have been secured we live to see another day
deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’