21. An ordinary guy with an extraordinary mind. The internet is where he spills it.
I have too many goals to achieve in one lifetime.
Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
(That’s a satirical twitter account made by a dude at The Onion, just FYI)
That’s some James bond shit right there
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