23. An ordinary guy with an extraordinary mind. The internet is where he spills it.
I have too many goals to achieve in one lifetime.
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches
white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway