lickgold:

extra0rdinarilym3:

igooutwithabang:

when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. 

you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight. 

my god why can’t everyone be like this

I would marry the next girl who did this for me

Yes

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

myfemalegaze:

robotsandfrippary:

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.

(Source: iraffiruse)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

(Source: simsgonewrong)